Saturday, July 27, 2013

No Martin Luther Was He

The Detroit Free Press, June 27, 1903
If ever a person was less in need of a swan dive from a third story window it would be a mental patient at Eloise. But that's what the man named King did, leaving a three inch divot in the ground beneath him. Attendants noting that he had gone missing heard his groans from below and retrieved the prone soul. Determining that nothing was broken he was assessed with internal injuries and a prognosis for physical recovery.

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